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by Rolls Royster A small token of appreciation, in my own peculiar way. “I’ve taken my time turning up the voltage on you, White Owl, watching you squirm, but now it’s time to end this dance. I’m going to turn the dial all the way up to the max. Shoot you with enough juice to fry a brontosaurus. More than enough juice to cook an Owl!” “Can’t…break…free…I-I’m finished!” “Ha-ha-ha! The next sound you hear will be your doom! Good-bye Whi-“ “Stop!” “Dr. Perverto!” “Bruno, what are you doing?” “I-I’m killing White Owl, master.” “You can’t do that!” “Why not?” “Because it’s Heroine Appreciation Day!” “But…I thought we were villains. You know, the bad guys.” “Exactly! And it’s because we’re bad that we must thank heroines for being good so as to provide a foil for our villainy.” “Well, it wouldn’t be any fun without them, that’s for sure.” “You said it. Why, without superheroines to fight, I might as well go back to my old job teaching high-school physics.” “Or me go back to the kitchen at